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Guy next door
Age 46 From San Diego, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Crossdresser

Basic Information

First name  
Joe
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I’m a guys guy manly man and definitely a bit of a bad boy in all the best ways. I’m very free spirited and masculine, I have a equal mix of GQ, Tim the tool man Taylor and Martha Stewart about me when it comes to my tastes in style, diy, and home decor.

My interests are all over the map as I love life and new things. I work long hours and try to fit as much as I can in the time I have so don’t be offended if I’m not available at the drop of a hat. Also I’m not into random hook ups so please don’t send some lame message asking to fuck cause I’m out. I enjoy conversations and tend to lean towards people with depth, wit, humor, and creativity.I’m very passionate in my beliefs and the things I do and I half ass nothing.

I’m not out to my parents or to coworkers Nor do I feel the need broadcast it but I’m not very discreet about what I want. If i want to kiss you I’m just gonna do it so be prepared. I like kissing body contact and I can be a bit of a tease at times but that’s only cause I know I’m worth every bit the wait.

I love the outdoors ie: fishing, hiking, camping, hunting, fishing, over landing and I’m a complete beach kid. The ocean calls to me

Interests are

Baseball! I’m a NYY fan to the core and bleed pinstripes

Hockey! I love my Blackhawks

Football! yes American SEAHAWKS of course as I’m from Washington state.lol

Mma all forms love to engage

Guns in a practical sense I have for home defense and target practice. And if we are hip to hip you’ll definitely feel my gun digging into you as I have my cpl and carry always.This world is just to unstable to not.

The Gym!! love love love it! And always looking for a gym buddy

I love anything fast on wheels as I hate heights lol

Love to read and no not pop up books
Steven Pinker, Graham Hancock, Johann Hari, John Anthony West, Christopher Ryan, Cacilda Jethaá are a few I like.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Research / Science / Engineering
My Job Title Is  
Engineer
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Sports, Music, Movies, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Relaxing
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Beach with sushi on a blanket

Views

My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Blues, Latin, Dance, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Supernatural

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Empathy, Humor
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