Mishelle

English

So ummmmm, not a lot of color here, huh? What has 2 thumbs and is built for the Brothers and Hombres?*** 👉This Chick👈

Freak bottom CD that can pull it off in public and make you whip it out in private... In a real building...with furniture. DO NOT ask me to blow you in a borrowed car. Maybe in a rental. Maybe. But It would have to be something nice, like a Challenger or maybe a different Challenger.

Nice gurl with a Freak Streak. Respectful and kind. Cute and funny. And every bit as fucked up as you.


*** I'm not entirely comfortable with boiling it down to race but everybody has something, right? Some guys like redheads. Me? I think they're all mean as a fucking snake.

Aries

A Few Extra Pounds

5' 7 (1.7 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Single

No

No

Strategically Placed Tattoo

Blonde

Yes

University Degree

Full-time

Research / Science / Engineering

Technician

With Roomate(s)

There Is No Noise

Yes - Pipe

Yes - Socially

Class Clown

Shy, Outgoing

Photography, Learning, Music, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

Partying, Staying At Home, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book

I have my own resources but there's something romantic about a man buying dinner.

Hold the door for me.
You don't have to push my stool in. Tee Hee.
Depth in our dinner conversation.
Overtip the waitress.
Hold the door for me again.

I just wrote all that door holding, bill paying bullshit and I didn't say "please". Very rude

Are we thinking of kissing as I lean against your car?
Did we make it out alive, intact and interested?

So then take me home and fucking rail me... please.

I'll make you my man with all of my everything... to please.

Make me your girl. Make me take all of you. Every drop... please. No really, please.

And if we ever stop... please don't.
Just lay. Lay next to me if only for a while... please

A good spitroast. Dark on the ends and I'll wear pink in the middle.

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Agnostic

Never

Middle Of The Road

Goals.Ha!

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

News, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs

Anthology, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy

Oh god, 2. TWO dumb questions. Well, to be fair, not a dumb question but damn near close to impossible to answer. Maybe it would be easier to say what's NOT fun... Hmmmmm, spitting on the homeless... Not fun. Punching kittens, also not fun.

Wit, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

A man of color
A mind of distinction
The self assurance of a thug
The heart of a poet
The Rhythm of a bass player
A full hand of OMG(not a req)
Kissing well is the drug to my gateway
It'd be really cute to get flowers
It'd be kinda hot to be roughed up(a bit)
And then get flowers again cause, you know, make up sex.

Friend, Date, Intimate